Movie Make-out

Q: What happens when you take a man on a comeback career plan (Jean Claude Van Damme) and another man whose got a string of credits where he plays the heavy (Vinnie Jones) and put them together in a movie?

A: I’m not entirely sure, but neophyte producers Todd Moyer and Alison Semenza will find out as they plan and shoot the first film to come out of their new production company Flagship Films, Weapon.

According to Variety, Weapon will tell the tale of two rival assassins who each have a different preferred method of dispatching their targets, have probably been double-crossed by the head of a drug cartel that’s backed by the DEA, and now have to team up to get their revenge. (Raise your hands if you’ve seen that plot somewhere before.)

The film will be directed by Australian Russell Mulcahy, a former music video director whom genre fans love for having directed Highlander, and then turn around and despise when they learn he also directed Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Perhaps the most unfortunate part of this story is that Moyer and Semenza do have a talent for putting movies and deals together, but they just may not be the right kind. Moyer worked for several years at Dark Horse Comics and helped put together the deals that resulted in The Mask and Timecop, and Semenza has a string of straight-to-DVD sequels and prequels on her IMDB credits page, but also worked on the upcoming Powder Blue (which reminds me a hell of a whole lot of Dancing at the Blue Iguana; I blame the strip club setting).

Here’s hoping the second film they produce can be a bit more original.